Gross Concoction Recipies

Go to your backyard. You see all of that green stuff? That is called grass. Take all of this grass stuff, and put it in a bucket. Add some water. Now Blend!

1. Flowerjuice

2. The perfect sandwitch

Get a piece of bread, most considerably the heel. Pour water on it for maximum mobility and efficiency. Throw some grass on there. Add exactly 1 tablespoon of butter. Any more, any less, you die. now REALLY spread it out. Add as much Parmesan cheese as you would like to, and add some dirt, It really brings out the flavor. Now bash & flatten it all with a shovel or a stick. Once you have done that, add more water. Fold your sandwich like a footlong. Add more parmesan cheese. Now just for the taste, i just add an entire oreo whole. Again, bash with a shovel, and add water.

3. Ouch that hurt my social reputation

Put grass, BBQ sauce, and lemonade. in a bucket. Stir until everything has dissolved.

once you have done that, get some RITZ crackers and put cheese in the middle.

then put it all in a cup. (You might have to put it through a strainer first to get the grass out.)

I challenge you to drink & eat the entire thing

without

A. Vomiting

B. Crying like you did when your boyfriend broke up with you in high school. WHY MATT?

4. THE BUCKET

this one is actually hazardous, so i'm not gonna spoil it for you >:)